Now that 5SOS and One Direction are going to tour together, the real question is…
Who is the opening act for who?

larrycoincidences:

"is he the messiest?"
"yes"
"does he do the washing up?"
"never"
"does he make his bed?"
"never"
"would you rather be with one of these guys?"
"no"

(via hommos)

  • Me: I'm so tired today.
  • Co-worker: Yeah? Up late last night?
  • Me: Yeah but it's my own fault, I was reading.
  • Co-worker: What we're you reading?
  • Me: *shit... shitshitshit think fast, you can't say fan fiction about two members of a boy band who may or may not be in a romantic and sexual relationship... shit* Uh, it was a book by John Green.
  • Co-worker: Oh! I love John Green!
  • Me: *breathes again*

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

(via orgasm)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via rockmafias)